Five reasons why monkeys are evil
18 October 2009
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I used to like monkeys. In fact, when I was younger I thought it would be awesome to have a monkey as a pet; funny, inquisitive, and given a typewriter, possibly authors. I liked monkeys until I encountered them in the wild. Over the last two months the following monkey relate incidents have led me to the conclusion that monkeys are evil:
- Whilst washing her clothes, a monkey attempted to urinate from a tree on someone from my Africa tour.
- Lightbulbs were thrown at people as they walked passed at the campsite in Livingston.
- After crawling threw tiny air vents on the front of the truck, monkeys ran riot with whatever they could find inside.
- In Varanasi a monkey jumped into the rooftop restaurant at Shanti Lodge and hit my glasses off my face.
- Numerous things have been stolen by monkeys along the way, bottles of water, food, anything that they can see. You need to be on monkey watch at all times when you know they are around.
I’m sure you will agree that the evidence is compelling, despite their cute appearance, they are in fact evil and should be approached with care.
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Ah, I should have warned you about the little terrors. Just be glad you've not yet come across one that's turns truly vicious and angry!
I pretty much had to hide away in my hut for several minutes once when a mother monkey took offence to me looking at her baby and lunged at me on one of the Tioman Islands. Was bloody scary indeed! I spent the rest of the week on alert scouting the trees for her before venturing out or when walking around.
Gosh, they almost sound as evil as their fellow primates…
You should have been prepared for their mischievousness following Nic's time in Gibraltar!
The anarchists of the animal kingdom. Cute from a afar only.